She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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