i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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