I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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