As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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