Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.