she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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