What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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