do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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