"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I have aggressive nipples.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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