My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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