So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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