finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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