I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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