What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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