Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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