So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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