Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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