You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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