I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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