The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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