I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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