awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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