Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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