playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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