Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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