yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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