After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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