don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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