If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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