He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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