Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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