Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Randomize
