Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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