just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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