He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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