"it" just moved
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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