did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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