do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
this hospital has no fireball
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
