Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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