brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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