people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
