It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Randomize