we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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