this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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