My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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