Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I deserve this hangover.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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