Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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