Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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