I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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