he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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