Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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