He asked to "fluff my boner.."
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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