Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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