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I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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