He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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